A father passing by his teenage daughter's bedroomwas astonished to see the bed was nicely made andeverything was neat and tidy. Then he saw an envelopepropped up prominently on the centre of the pillow. Itwas addressed "Dad". With the worst premonition, heopened the envelope and read the letter with tremblinghands:-
Dear Dad,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writingyou, but I'm leaving home. I had to elope with my newboyfriend Randy because I wanted to avoid a scene withMom and you. I've been finding real passion with Randyand he is so nice to me. I know when you meet himyou'll like him too - even with all his piercing,tattoos, and motorcycle clothes. But it's not only thepassion Dad, I'm pregnant and Randy said that he wantsme to have the kid and that we can be very happytogether. Even though Randy is much older than me(anyway, 42 isn't so old these days is it?), and hasno money, really these things shouldn't stand in theway of our relationship, don't you agree?
Randy has a great CD collection; he already owns atrailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood forthe whole winter. It's true he has other girlfriendsas well but I know he'll be faithful to me in his ownway. He wants to have many more children with me andthat's now one of my dreams too.
Randy taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurtanyone and he'll be growing it for us and we'll tradeit with our friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy wewant. In the meantime, we'll pray that science willfind a cure for AIDS so Randy can get better; he suredeserves it!!
Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know howto take care of myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be backto visit so you can get to know your grandchildren.
Your loving daughter,
Rosie.
At the bottom of the page were the letters "PTO".Hands still trembling, her father turned the sheet,and read:PS: Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at theneighbour's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card that's in my desk centre drawer. Please sign it and call when it is safe for me to come home. I love you!
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4 comments:
hehe.. so s funny.. Hmm.. U actaully gave me an idea.. =D
oooooooops so ur in need of an idear dhoa.... bt atlast don't tell ur dad that i gave u this idear ingey...by the way thanks for the visit
haha..dat is realli cute...i shud try this one on mom..:O
she wud have a fit...
i think i better should remove this post........every body's gonna try this...and after ol i think i have to take the responsibility...hehehe thanks for the visit ingey
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