Tel the truth you can escape easily

A married man was having an affair with his secretary.One day they went her place and made love all afternoon. Exhausted,they fell asleep and woke up at8 PM.The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes outside and rub them in the grass and dirt.He put on his shoes and drove home."Where have you been?" his wife demanded."I can't lie to you," he replied, "I'm having an affair with my secretary. We had sex all afternoon.""You lying bastard! You've been playing golf!"

Don't fyl shy to say " I LUV U "

10th grade

As I sat there in English class, I stared at the girl next to me. She was my so called "best friend". I stared at her long, silky hair, and wishedshe was mine. But she didn't notice me like that, and I knew it. After class, she walked up to me and asked me for the notes she had missed the day before and handed them to her. She said "thanks" and gave me a kiss on the cheek. I wanted to tell her, I want her to know that I don't want to be just friends, I love her but I'm just too shy, and I don't know why.

11th grade

The phone rang. On the other end, it was her. She was in tears, mumbling on and on about how her love had broke her heart. She asked me to come over because she didn't want to be alone, so I did. As I sat next to her on the sofa, I stared at her soft eyes, wishing she was mine. After 2 hours, one Drew Barrymore movie, and three bags of chips, she decided to go to sleep. She looked at me, said "thanks" and gave me a kiss on the cheek. I want to tell her, I want her to know that I don't want to be just friends, I love her but I'm just too shy, and I don't know why.

Senior year

The day before prom she walked to my locker. "My date is sick" she said; he's not going to go well, I didn't have a date, and in 7th grade, we made a promise that if neither of us had dates, we would go together just as "best friends". So we did. Prom night, after everything was over, I was standing at her front door step! I stared at her as she smiled at me and stared at me with her crystal eyes. I want her to be mine, but she doesn't think of me like that, and I know it. Then she said "I had the best time, thanks!" and gave me a kiss on the cheek. I want to tell her, I want her to know that I don't want to be just friends, I love her but I'm just too shy, and I don't know why. Graduation Day. A day passed, then a week, then a month. Before I could blink, it was graduation day. I watched as her perfect body floated like an angel up on stage to get her diploma. I wanted her to be mine, but she didn't notice me like that, and I knew it. Before everyone went home, she came to me in her smock and hat, and cried as I hugged her. Then she lifted her head from my shoulder and said, "you're my best friend, thanks" and gave me a kiss on the cheek. I want to tell her, I want her to know that I don't want to be just friends, I love her but I'm just too shy, and I don't know why. A Few Years Later. Now I sit in the pews of the church. That girl is getting married now. I watched her say "I do" and drive off to her new life, married to another man. I wanted her to be mine, but she didn`t see me like that, and I knew it. But before she drove away, she came to me and said "you came!". She said "thanks" and kissed me on the cheek. I want to tell her, I want her to know that I don't want to be just friends, I love her but I'm just too shy, and I don't know why.Funeral Years passed, I looked down at the coffin of a girl who used to be my "best friend". At the service, they read a diary entry she had wrote in her highschool years. This is what it read: I stare at him wishing he was mine, but he doesn't notice me like that, and I know it. I want to tell him, I want him to know that I don't want to be just friends, I love him but I'm just too shy, and I don't know why. I wish he would tell me he loved me! I wish I did too... I thought to my self, and I cried.

Never Ever Lick An Envelope!!!‏

CAUTION

One day a lady licked the envelopes and postage stamps instead of using a sponge. That very day the lady found a cut on her tongue. A week later, she noticed an abnormal swelling on her tongue. She went to the doctor, and they found nothing wrong. Her tongue was not sore or anything. A couple of days later, her tongue started to swell more, and it began to get really sore, so sore, that she could not eat. She went back to the hospital, and demanded something to be done. The doctor took an x-ray of her tongue and noticed a lump. He prepared her for minor surgery. When the doctor cut her tongue open, a live cockroach crawled out!!!! There were cockroach eggs on the seal of the envelope. The egg was able to hatch inside of her tongue, because of her saliva. It was warm and moist.

This is a true story reported on CNN.

Andy Hume wrote:

Hey, I used to work in an envelope factory. You wouldn't believe the things that float around in those gum applicator trays. I haven't licked an envelope for years. I used to work for a print shop (32 years ago) and we were told NEVER to lick the envelopes. I never understood why until I had to go into storage and pull out 2500 envelopes that were already printed and saw several squads of cockroaches roaming around inside a couple of boxes with eggs everywhere. They eat the glue on the envelopes.

Y meeeeeeee.....!

happy valentines day day

Veynaa hooona dhaccha thuraalaa
Nuvaanama ufaleh nuveehey
Veehandhaanaa vakivaan edheythy
Mibeedhain lavaeh makeemey

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Neygey bunedheykah mikuraa fikureh dhulun
Gaimey nuvaahey mihineh nuvinama kalaa
Anbura nugeneveyne edhuvas hilaa
Edhemey nuvaanama kalaa yaarahbanaa

Veynaa hooona dhaccha thuraalaa
Nuvaanama ufaleh nuveehey
Veehandhaanaa vakivaan edheythy
Mibeedhain lavaeh makeemey

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Veynaa hooona dhaccha thuraalaa
Nuvaanama ufaleh nuveehey
Veehandhaanaa vakivaan edheythy
Mibeedhain lavaeh makeemey

Read out loud the text inside the triangle below

More than likely you said, "Abird in the bush," and........ if this IS what YOU said, then you failed to see that the word THE is repeated twice! Sorry, look again.

Three Worst Men

>>There were three men competing to see who the worst one in the world is.
>>The first one attacked a woman and raped her so savagely that she fainted.He turned to the others and said, "I am the worst one of all."
>>The second man stepped up and beat her until her teeth fell out and she bled from her nose and ears until she was almost dead. He turned to the others and said, "No one can be worse than me."
>>The third one stepped up, smiled coldly, and said, "No, I am the worst one even though I just stood by and watched, because this woman is my sister.
>>The woman here represents Lebanon and Palestine.
The first man is Israel.
The second is America & the West.
The third is the Arab world that stood by and did nothing.

The 7 Dangerous Act after meal

* Don't eat fruits immediately -
Immediately eating fruits after meals will cause stomach to be bloated with air. Therefore take fruit 1-2 hr after meal or 1hr before meal.

* Don't drink tea -
Because tea leaves contain a high content of acid. This substance will cause the Protein content in the food we consume to be hardened thus difficult to digest.

* Don't smoke -
Experiment from experts proves that smoking a cigarette after meal is comparable to smoking 10 cigarettes (chances of cancer is higher).

* Don't loosen your belt
- Loosening the belt after a meal will easily cause the intestine to be twisted & blocked.

* Don't bathe -
Bathing after meal will cause the increase of blood flow to the hands, legs & body thus the amount of blood around the stomach will therefore decrease. This will weaken the digestive system in our stomach.

* Don't walk about -
People always say that after a meal walk a hundred steps and you will live till 99. In actual fact this is not true. Walking will cause the digestive system to be unable to absorb the nutrition from the food we intake.

* Don't sleep immediately -
The food we intake will not be able to digest properly. Thus will lead to gastric & infection in our intestine.

Lakuneh kalaa moonugaa nei namaa

Haadha vattaru vaaney eyrun faiminyakaa

Male' gaa nan vidhaalaneeee

Male' gaa nan vidhaalaneeee

Reechey reechey haadhahaa

Salhiyey salhiyey hingumugaa

Hashi gandu hedhifaa vaagothaa

Gay han alhikula gadhavefaa

Aadhe misaaleh nethey

Handhu ge namoonaa thiyey

Hithuge thereygaa mihen uthuri araa goiy vanee

Aadhe misaaleh nethey

Handhu ge namoonaa thiyey
Hithuge thereygaa mihen uthuri araa goiy vanee

Lakuneh kalaa moonugaa nei namaa
Haadha vattaru vaaney eyrun faiminyakaa
Male' gaa nan vidhaalaneeee
Male' gaa nan vidhaalaneeee

Mi hiyaalu hithugaa aavefaa

Manjey thihiree keevefaa

Manmaa bunyey atholhugaa

Dharifulhu nan vidhaa listakee

Atholhuge hurihaa bodun

Dharifulhu dhekilan ayey

Manma mulhin farithavee

Gadharuveri kan yageen

Atholhuge hurihaa bodun
Dharifulhu dhekilan ayey
Manma mulhin farithavee
Gadharuveri kan yageen
Lakuneh kalaa moonugaa nei namaa
Haadha vattaru vaaney eyrun faiminyakaa
Male' gaa nan vidhaalaneeee
Male' gaa nan vidhaalaneeee

Fari Fari chaaloo handhuvaraa

Thari thah ladhugannan jehey

Fari Fari chaaloo handhuvaraa
Thari thah ladhugannan jehey

Meena midhen male' ah

Reethi namun nan vidhaa

Meena midhen male' ah
Reethi namun nan vidhaa

Rashu enmen shoh vaa

dhuniyeyah ajay bekey

Meena midhen male' ah

Reethi namun nan vidhaa
Rashu enmen shoh vaa
dhuniyeyah ajay bekey

Lakuneh kalaa moonugaa nei namaa
Haadha vattaru vaaney eyrun faiminyakaa
Male' gaa nan vidhaalaneeee
Male' gaa nan vidhaalaneeee